For a long time, I’ve been a member of the ACM. They over a ton of really invaluable services, not the least of them the ACM Portal – a giant resource of pretty much every important computing-related paper. And, since they’re a big organization, it’s inevitable they wanted to give me a gift for my fifth anniversary – which turned out to be a (rather ugly) mug with S. Cray’s face on it.

Now, there are quite a few things wrong with that:

  • Is there really any computing professional who needs yet another mug?
  • Do we as a society really think it’s a good idea to spend money on useless gifts? How does that jive with the “social responsibilities” in the ACM’s ethics code?
  • If it has to be a mug, could we please not have it made in China? I’d rather not get lead poisoning, if possible.
  • And really, if you do anything that has a visual element, try at least asking a designer. That mug definitely screamed “programmer graphics”

Either way, I voiced my opinions to my “customer service representative”. (There’s a depressing job title.) The reply?

Thank you for your comments.  
They will be forwarded to manangement for consideration.

Uh, yeah. Not only does this tell me that you’ll round-file them as soon as possible, it also tells me that my “customer service representative” is nothing more than an e-mail aggregator. I’m seriously not certain if I really want to be a member in a society that so obviously just doesn’t care.

Commentary

  1. Casey wrote on 09. Apr 2008

    Enjoyed reading your blog. You are quite funny!

  2. Paul D. Waite wrote on 10. Apr 2008

    Seth Godin was writing on a similar topic recently:

    http://sethgodin.typepad.com/seths_blog/2008/04/who-answers-t-1.html

  3. Administrator wrote on 10. Apr 2008

    @Paul: Yes, I saw that. Makes me proud – I was there a day before Seth!

    (OK. Fine. His article is better. Working on that part… ;)

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